CONGRATULATIONS! You’re obviously of an inquisitive mind and certainly more motivated than the losers you hang with, so here is a free tip for the upcoming FACECON VII, which will be held at the historic Amen Schoolhouse in Monarch, Colorado, October 12th-15th.
The trivia will be slightly different this year than what we have done in the past and I’ll let you in on a little SECRET about it. If you’re the first person to ask either Josh, Daniel or Patrick for “the key to success”, you will nab yourself an item, unavailable to the other players. Because fuck them for real-real.
SO, now you see what being nosey and curious grants you?
That’s right, A DRINK FROM THE KEG OF GLORY MY FRIEND!!
Hurry, lest another poor soul take what is rightfully yours! And can’t wait to you at Facecon VII!
And KEEP IT CULT