Well there, cult compatriots. The hour draws neigh for another foray into the wilds of the Colorado landcape, to that most perilous of FACECON venues for a return to the place where it all began. The final showdown between Danny Doffer and Emily Sandford sets the narrative backdrop for our terrifying weekend of horror screenings, pervasive drug use and sexual situations, cash prizes, retro trading cards, swag bag tomfoolery and general public disturbances with just touch of Madness sprinkled in. Yes kiddies, it’s FACECON VII : THE FINAL CHAPTER. And we are going back to THE AMEN SCHOOLHOUSE in Monarch, Colorado. This year’s array of take no goddamn prisoners, madcap, loony, cinema fantastique will bedazzle the viewer and send him or her into a rapidly spiraling joyride of mystery and frenzied wonder.
And naturally, there will be fun, food, prizes, puzzles, fucking Dead bodies N shit…..the always popular FACECON MOTHER FUCKING TRIVIA!!! AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT’S GONNA BE A BARN BURNER THIS YEAR, SON!!
Here’s our tentative lineup for this year’s festivities, the theme loosely being: fucking crazy ass horror, with a few fun flicks thrown in to keep your Nederland wet N juicy, and naturally a Friday the 13th will be in there somewhere along the way….. with some Joe Bob Briggs and George Buck Flower!!
Thursday, October 12th, 2017
7:00 pm – “What We Do In The Shadows”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Scream”(1996)
10:30 pm – “Scary Movie”(2000)
12:30 pm – RIFFTRAX(formerly MST3K) – “Halloween”(1978)
Friday, October 13th, 2017
9 am – BREAKFAST/ “Guardians of the Galaxy 2″(2017)
11:30 am – LUNCH/ “Slither”(2006)
1:30 pm – “Teeth”(2007)
3:30 pm – “TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter”(1984)
6:00 pm – DINNER/ “Brainscan”(1994)
7:30 pm – THE X-FILES: “X Cops”(2000)
8:30 pm – “The Final Girls”(2015)
10:30 pm – “Tromeo and Juliet”(1997)
12:30 am – “Night of The Comet”(1984)
Saturday, October 14th, 2017
8:00 am – BREAKFAST/Mystery Screening (2017)
10:00 am – “Gremlins 2″(1990)
12:00 pm – LUNCH/”Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn”(1987)
2:00 pm – TRIVIA TIME!!/Facecon TV
4:30 pm – “Bride of Chucky”(1998)
6:30 pm – DINNER/ “Stage Fright”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Dead Alive”(1992)
10:30 pm – TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “The Fog”(1987)
12:30 am – “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey”(1991)
Come one, come all, to the best exclusive, experiential horror convention club on the planet(cause we it, das why cum).
The craziness starts Thursday, October 12th and ends on Sunday morning, October 15th.
Get your ass to FACECON and KEEP IT CULT.
