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FaceCon Tickets Available!

FACECON IX tickets are on sale now!

Dates: September 12 – 15, 2019
3 Days – 3 Nights. Dozens of movies. 20 of your fellow horror nerds. And of course, 120 Trivia Questions

Location: Amen Schoolhouse, Monarch, CO and Surrounding Areas

Itinerary and more information coming soon, but seriously, it’s FaceCon What more do you need to know?

Tickets are ON SALE NOW. As always, there’s strength in numbers and one is certainly the loneliest number. Share a bed with someone and trade your dignity and money for a warm body!!

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Facecon’s First Sci-Fi/Horror SHORTSFEST

Here at FACECON.ORG, AND with our seminal bi-annual event, FACECON, we ill-tempered worker bees amuse ourselves by injecting bits of culture we hope to enhance the lives of our attendees and by extension our collective with. As such, we have decided to incorporate a three and half hour SCI-FI/HORROR Shortsfest into the lineup for Saturday the 14th of October, 2017, when our cinema loving group jaunts to the Amen Schoolhouse in Monarch, Colorado for FACECON 7!! Above this article is the lineup for the SCI-FIRST half of the shortsfest. We hope to see you all there and remember,


FaceCon VII Tickets: AVAILABLE!

FACECON VII tickets are on sale now! We only have approximately 20 spots available this time, so maybe snatch up your tickets before someone else does?

Who am I kidding? We’re going to be begging you fuckers to get your money in just days before FaceCon VII, and some of you won’t even get that done. However, let’s all stay positive and hope that enough people actually get their money in so we can rent this awesome place and FaceCon isn’t held in a KOA Campground. Can we do that? Sounds peachy.

Dates: October 12 – 15, 2017
That’s right. You get an extra day this time. And that’s something money can’t buy.

Location: Amen Schoolhouse, Monarch, CO and Surrounding Areas

Itinerary and more information is listed here.

Tickets are ON SALE NOW. As always, there’s strength in numbers and one is certainly the loneliest number. Share a bed with someone and trade your dignity for a discounted ticket!


Well there, cult compatriots. The hour draws neigh for another foray into the wilds of the Colorado landcape, to that most perilous of FACECON venues for a return to the place where it all began. The final showdown between Danny Doffer and Emily Sandford sets the narrative backdrop for our terrifying weekend of horror screenings, pervasive drug use and sexual situations, cash prizes, retro trading cards, swag bag tomfoolery and general public disturbances with just touch of Madness sprinkled in. Yes kiddies, it’s FACECON VII : THE FINAL CHAPTER. And we are going back to THE AMEN SCHOOLHOUSE in Monarch, Colorado. This year’s array of take no goddamn prisoners, madcap, loony, cinema fantastique will bedazzle the viewer and send him or her into a rapidly spiraling joyride of mystery and frenzied wonder.

And naturally, there will be fun, food, prizes, puzzles, fucking Dead bodies N shit…..the always popular FACECON MOTHER FUCKING TRIVIA!!! AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT’S GONNA BE A BARN BURNER THIS YEAR, SON!!

Here’s our tentative lineup for this year’s festivities,  the theme loosely being: fucking crazy ass horror, with a few fun flicks thrown in to keep your Nederland wet N juicy, and naturally a Friday the 13th will be in there somewhere along the way….. with some Joe Bob Briggs and George Buck Flower!!

Thursday, October 12th, 2017
7:00 pm – “What We Do In The Shadows”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Scream”(1996)
10:30 pm – “Scary Movie”(2000)
12:30 pm – RIFFTRAX(formerly MST3K) – “Halloween”(1978)

Friday, October 13th, 2017
9 am – BREAKFAST/ “Guardians of the Galaxy 2″(2017)
11:30 am – LUNCH/ “Slither”(2006)
1:30 pm – “Teeth”(2007)
3:30 pm – “TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter”(1984)
6:00 pm – DINNER/ “Brainscan”(1994)
7:30 pm – THE X-FILES: “X Cops”(2000)
8:30 pm – “The Final Girls”(2015)
10:30 pm – “Tromeo and Juliet”(1997)
12:30 am – “Night of The Comet”(1984)

Saturday, October 14th, 2017
8:00 am – BREAKFAST/Mystery Screening (2017)
10:00 am – “Gremlins 2″(1990)
12:00 pm – LUNCH/”Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn”(1987)
2:00 pm – TRIVIA TIME!!/Facecon TV
4:30 pm – “Bride of Chucky”(1998)
6:30 pm – DINNER/ “Stage Fright”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Dead Alive”(1992)
10:30 pm – TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “The Fog”(1987)
12:30 am – “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey”(1991)

Come one, come all, to the best exclusive, experiential horror convention club on the planet(cause we it, das why cum).

The craziness starts Thursday, October 12th and ends on Sunday morning, October 15th.

Get your ass to FACECON and KEEP IT CULT.


Another Facecon has come and gone and we had an amazing time,  despite being fleeced by and undeserved/underwhelmed by the staff at the Stanley Hotel at every GD turn. However it did little to hamper our enjoyment and the festivities were grand. Beautiful gowns, sexy tuxedos, bloody knives and Furries in their….fur suits!! Plus booze, food, fun, and general misanthropy. Take a look at this!!

…not sure what this is…Erin having a seizure possibly.

Timmy and Josh helping Remy stay alive


The most handsome man alive, Señor Sean McTivius, of the Clan Smith.


Timmy, either about to be punched or handed a drink by Josh. Possibly both.

Misanthropic cinema geeks, Alex and Justin, verbally abusing Christine, who is off camera crying.

Satan himself

Life of the party, this fucking guy…

Remy inhaling booze like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER

Sean and Daniel inhaling booze like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER

Levi inhaling booze and Joshua grimacing his face, like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER

Travis and Erin, the coolest of the cool. Gods among mere mortals.

Untrustworthy, completely.

FACE EATERS ARE the SNAPPLE of the human species, absolutely the best S.O.B’s on EARTH. Cream of the genetic crop.

Christine showing off her FUNKO POP! Jason Voorhees whilst Brando glares at the hapless photog.

Monsieur Hogan. Enticing, no?

Someone had JUST told Hogan that he’s adopted…

Mine eyes have beheld the glory of the coming of the TRIVIA BOARD!!!

… idea…..

Is that Hagen in a cowboy hat back there?

Sean and Danny getting a good talking to from Mrs. ERIN.

Timmy’s shriveled weenis.

Solving one of the puzzles involved such bizarre tasks as watching a fairly unsettling video of a fucking scoliosis midget in a ballerina outfit dance for the amusement of the camera, and you really gotta wonder just how far down this rabbit hole we are gonna end up going and is this a warning that maybe we are treading down a dark path…?

The forces of both Light AND Dark were equally represented at the event.

Brando, showing off the goods for Hagen and Jimmy, who are trying not to vomit.

Timmy and Jessica discussing the best way to effectively poison everyone in attendance. Timmy insists that somehow playing the VR will help accomplish this, Jess isn’t so sure…

However, Jess and Timmy, as much due to laziness as anything, eventually decided to just play VR and not, in fact, murder all their friends.

Continue reading FACECON SIX PIX


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See Patrick for your prize.




Big Announcement at FACECON VI!!

Just when you though it couldn’t get any better,  we here at FACECON HQ have an announcement which should send ripples of joy-joy feelings throughout the whole of the collective known as the Face Eaters and their perverse cinema constituency. To get the good news, you need to, need to, NEED TO FUCKING BE at FACECON VI, at the historic STANLEY HOTEL in Estes Park, CO, APRIL 21ST -23RD, 2017.

BUT…..if you can’t make it, the news will surely leak to the online multitudes as soon as it is announced, despite our vigorous measures taken to prevent this kind of thing from happening. But you know how it is these days…with the interwebs and all.

Cause the hackers.

And Russia.


We run a tight ship at FACECON.ORG




FACECON VI : Homecoming

Indeed, indeed, it’s about that time kiddos! Time to dust off the old horror t-shirts, brush up on your pop culture trivia, grab the nearest crucifix and head on over to ESTES PARK, COLORADO for the next chapter in the episodic craziness called FACECON!

That’s right, we ARE ccoming back to the site of our first real FACECON, the illustrious STANLEY HOTEL, inspriation, for among other things, Stephen Kings penultimate tale of haunted horror, THE SHINING. Voted attendee favorite amongst all FACECON locations, the STANLEY really needs no introduction to those who would seek to behold it’s glory. AND BEHOLD YOU MAY, so long as you JOIN US and come to the sixth bi-annual FACECON, February 10th thru the 12th, 2017! Contact Josh L., Daniel K., Hagen H. or me, Patrick K, for more info.  AND, as always, we will have more swag bags, board games, Joe Bob Briggs, trivia prizes, puzzles, fresh clues about the fate of Emily Sandford and Daniel Doffer, cult collectibles, horror screenings and general macabre goings-on than you can shake a Necronomicon at.

See you there, BITCH.


FACECON V was a MASSIVE success!!

As per usual, the fifth semi-annual FACECON festivities went off without a hitch (aside from a random tangle with the shockingly decent and kind police officers of GEOREGETOWN, CO) and many revels were had by all who dared to seek out the unknown and frankly, risk life and limb to come to this most dark and sacred of communal gatherings. That said, the puzzles, prizes and events were an all time high, as was attendance, which was almost double that of FACECON IV!! There were literally HAUNTED HOUSES and DISMEMBERED BODY PARTS…..and did went mention the horror films?? Too many to count(14). Keep a bloody eyeball peeled for updates here about our upcoming FACECON VI!!! Coming late ’16/ early ’17.