FaceCon VII Tickets: AVAILABLE!

FACECON VII tickets are on sale now! We only have approximately 20 spots available this time, so maybe snatch up your tickets before someone else does?

Who am I kidding? We’re going to be begging you fuckers to get your money in just days before FaceCon VII, and some of you won’t even get that done. However, let’s all stay positive and hope that enough people actually get their money in so we can rent this awesome place and FaceCon isn’t held in a KOA Campground. Can we do that? Sounds peachy.

Dates: October 12 – 15, 2017
That’s right. You get an extra day this time. And that’s something money can’t buy.

Location: Amen Schoolhouse, Monarch, CO and Surrounding Areas

Itinerary and more information is listed here.

Tickets are ON SALE NOW. As always, there’s strength in numbers and one is certainly the loneliest number. Share a bed with someone and trade your dignity for a discounted ticket!


Well there, cult compatriots. The hour draws neigh for another foray into the wilds of the Colorado landcape, to that most perilous of FACECON venues for a return to the place where it all began. The final showdown between Danny Doffer and Emily Sandford sets the narrative backdrop for our terrifying weekend of horror screenings, pervasive drug use and sexual situations, cash prizes, retro trading cards, swag bag tomfoolery and general public disturbances with just touch of Madness sprinkled in. Yes kiddies, it’s FACECON VII : THE FINAL CHAPTER. And we are going back to THE AMEN SCHOOLHOUSE in Monarch, Colorado. This year’s array of take no goddamn prisoners, madcap, loony, cinema fantastique will bedazzle the viewer and send him or her into a rapidly spiraling joyride of mystery and frenzied wonder.

And naturally, there will be fun, food, prizes, puzzles, fucking Dead bodies N shit…..the always popular FACECON MOTHER FUCKING TRIVIA!!! AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT’S GONNA BE A BARN BURNER THIS YEAR, SON!!

Here’s our tentative lineup for this year’s festivities,  the theme loosely being: fucking crazy ass horror, with a few fun flicks thrown in to keep your Nederland wet N juicy, and naturally a Friday the 13th will be in there somewhere along the way….. with some Joe Bob Briggs and George Buck Flower!!

Thursday, October 12th, 2017
7:00 pm – “What We Do In The Shadows”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Scream”(1996)
10:30 pm – “Scary Movie”(2000)
12:30 pm – RIFFTRAX(formerly MST3K) – “Halloween”(1978)

Friday, October 13th, 2017
9 am – BREAKFAST/ “Guardians of the Galaxy 2″(2017)
11:30 am – LUNCH/ “Slither”(2006)
1:30 pm – “Teeth”(2007)
3:30 pm – “TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter”(1984)
6:00 pm – DINNER/ “Brainscan”(1994)
7:30 pm – THE X-FILES: “X Cops”(2000)
8:30 pm – “The Final Girls”(2015)
10:30 pm – “Tromeo and Juliet”(1997)
12:30 am – “Night of The Comet”(1984)

Saturday, October 14th, 2017
8:00 am – BREAKFAST/Mystery Screening (2017)
10:00 am – “Gremlins 2″(1990)
12:00 pm – LUNCH/”Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn”(1987)
2:00 pm – TRIVIA TIME!!/Facecon TV
4:30 pm – “Bride of Chucky”(1998)
6:30 pm – DINNER/ “Stage Fright”(2014)
8:30 pm – “Dead Alive”(1992)
10:30 pm – TNT’S MONSTERVISION : “The Fog”(1987)
12:30 am – “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey”(1991)

Come one, come all, to the best exclusive, experiential horror convention club on the planet(cause we it, das why cum).

The craziness starts Thursday, October 12th and ends on Sunday morning, October 15th.

Get your ass to FACECON and KEEP IT CULT.


As the 33 year anniversary of Real Genius begins to draw neigh, we here at the Face Eaters would just like to raise a liquid nitrogen cylinder and toast one of the greatest nerd comedies ever put to film. A coming-of-age story of young Mitch Taylor(Gabe Jarret) learning the ropes of being an intellectually-gifted freshman at elite school Pacific Tech University, whilst ever-being mentored/sabotaged by roommate and manic genius Chris Knight(masterfully played by Val Kilmer), This was and is easily one of the best teen comedies to emerge from the 1980’s. With it’s crazy inventions by the student body, cute-nerdy-dream-girl(80’s go-to-cute-nerdy-dream-girl, Michelle Meyrink), the always sardonic and hilarious William Atherton as the malevolent professor Hathaway and more geeky one liners than you can shake a giant cherry at, this movie is, well, genius. Thanks to director Martha Coolidge and crew for three decades of goofy-ass fun, giants cherris, exploding popcorn houses and, of course, smart people on ice!!



The Autopsy of Jane Doe, despite it’s mis-leadingly lurid title, is a smart and stylish psychological horror film blended with subtle supernatural elements that manages to offer a fresh take on its subject matter. The sophomore effort from Andre’ Ovredal, director of the amazing found footage film, TROLL HUNTER once again shows a flair for narrative cohesion and an eye for comedic timing as well and it’s our top pick of 2017 this far. We cannot recommend this one enough. For its part, Rotten Tomatoes, reports that 87% of 83 surveyed critics gave it a positive review; the average rating is 6.7/10. The site’s consensus reads: “The Autopsy of Jane Doe subverts genre expectations and delivers a smart, suggestively creepy thriller that bolsters director André Ovredal’s growing reputation.” Agreed. But its a film with a secret, and to say more would risk spoiling it, so just enjoy!! We give it an A-, check it out ASAP.