FACECON SIX PIX

Another Facecon has come and gone and we had an amazing time,  despite being fleeced by and undeserved/underwhelmed by the staff at the Stanley Hotel at every GD turn. However it did little to hamper our enjoyment and the festivities were grand. Beautiful gowns, sexy tuxedos, bloody knives and Furries in their….fur suits!! Plus booze, food, fun, and general misanthropy. Take a look at this!!

…not sure what this is…Erin having a seizure possibly.
Timmy and Josh helping Remy stay alive
FACE EATER GODFATHERS, Joshua and Patrick
The most handsome man alive, Señor Sean McTivius, of the Clan Smith.
It’s-a-ME…BRANDO!!!
Timmy, either about to be punched or handed a drink by Josh. Possibly both.
Misanthropic cinema geeks, Alex and Justin, verbally abusing Christine, who is off camera crying.
Satan himself
Life of the party, this fucking guy…
Remy inhaling booze like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER
Sean and Daniel inhaling booze like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER
Levi inhaling booze and Joshua grimacing his face, like GEORGE BUCK FLOWER
Travis and Erin, the coolest of the cool. Gods among mere mortals.
Untrustworthy, completely.
FACE EATERS ARE the SNAPPLE of the human species, absolutely the best S.O.B’s on EARTH. Cream of the genetic crop.
Christine showing off her FUNKO POP! Jason Voorhees whilst Brando glares at the hapless photog.
Monsieur Hogan. Enticing, no?
Someone had JUST told Hogan that he’s adopted…
Mine eyes have beheld the glory of the coming of the TRIVIA BOARD!!!
…..no idea…..
Is that Hagen in a cowboy hat back there?
Sean and Danny getting a good talking to from Mrs. ERIN.
Timmy’s shriveled weenis.
Solving one of the puzzles involved such bizarre tasks as watching a fairly unsettling video of a fucking scoliosis midget in a ballerina outfit dance for the amusement of the camera, and you really gotta wonder just how far down this rabbit hole we are gonna end up going and is this a warning that maybe we are treading down a dark path…?
The forces of both Light AND Dark were equally represented at the event.
Brando, showing off the goods for Hagen and Jimmy, who are trying not to vomit.
Timmy and Jessica discussing the best way to effectively poison everyone in attendance. Timmy insists that somehow playing the VR will help accomplish this, Jess isn’t so sure…
However, Jess and Timmy, as much due to laziness as anything, eventually decided to just play VR and not, in fact, murder all their friends.



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PUZZLE PRIZE AND…

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See Patrick for your prize.

 

 

 

Big Announcement at FACECON VI!!

Just when you though it couldn’t get any better,  we here at FACECON HQ have an announcement which should send ripples of joy-joy feelings throughout the whole of the collective known as the Face Eaters and their perverse cinema constituency. To get the good news, you need to, need to, NEED TO FUCKING BE at FACECON VI, at the historic STANLEY HOTEL in Estes Park, CO, APRIL 21ST -23RD, 2017.

BUT…..if you can’t make it, the news will surely leak to the online multitudes as soon as it is announced, despite our vigorous measures taken to prevent this kind of thing from happening. But you know how it is these days…with the interwebs and all.

Cause the hackers.

And Russia.

 

We run a tight ship at FACECON.ORG

 

SEE YOU AT FACECON VI!

KEEP IT CULT.