so…guy walks into a bar, and then, THE FUCKING MISFITS ARE REUNITING FOR RIOTFEST!!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

The Pentultinate horror punk group, the one by which all others have been measured, the band who hasn’t performed together since 1983 is going to reunite for two dates that make up this year’s RIOTFEST. Having dropped Toronto from it’s schedule this year, RIOTFEST will only happen in TWO cities for three days each. The first wave of band’s performing will be announced tomorrow via the official RIOTFEST website but a video on the website giving some clues has left at least one of our writers here to believe that JANE’S ADDICTION may also be there. Fingers crossed. For the uninitiated, Denver’s RIOTFEST will be this upcoming labor day weekend, and since the announcement of this most amazing of news, tickets have been being bought up en-masse’ so it’s a good idea to hop over to your local e-ticket website and drop your sheckles on down, son, before the opportunity to see this crazy shit in person will have forever escaped your grasp…….BITCH. MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE FUCKING MISFITS BITCH!!!

KEEP IT CULT!!